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ryuuringo:

surfer AU? surfer AU. 

~where everybody surfs all the time but Nico~

envy my writing skills

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  • Question: What did Denny's do? - Anonymous
  • Answer:

    grumpysalmon:

    the CEO of dennys followed me into a public toilet and shot me with a bow and arrow when I was at my most vulnerable

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holdthebones:

whatwouldyoudoifthedoctor:

deathpup:

what happens if u put a werewolf on the moon is a great question probably the best question ever asked

he’ll explode and die because there’s no oxygen on the moon

We never said we’d send him up without a suit you absolute monster

(via readingontheroof)

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windows-vriska:

kristintastic:

windows-vriska:

"so… are you REALLY a lesbian?" no. i am actually 16 praying mantises disguised in a human suit. i am sorry for deceiving you

you must be really small then…only 16?!

please do not belittle our efforts. we are trying our best

(via readingontheroof)

Source: windows-vriska
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chocobo-strider:

Americans with Contraband 2k14

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isuani:

PJO 50’s-AU

I wanted to draw Piper too. And I think that’s what she could have looked like in the 50s. A daughter of Aphrodite all boys want but there’s just one she wants…

And maybe she jobbed at a Candy-Shop together with Annabeth and Hazel and in the afternoon the Jason, Percy, Frank and Leo always visit them there and have some Ice-cream.

Source: isuani
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slayboybunny:

every time a shit boy feels the need to ask me why i dont shave i always ask “why dont you?” and they never have a good response to that hmmm i wonder why. maybe… just maybe…. because they are full of shit

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youngbaesedgod:

*Writes a 77 page essay on why idols with thick thighs are important*

(via taerection)

Source: youngbaesedgod
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http://geiszlerandgaila.tumblr.com/post/98194432861/grumpypedant-i-think-a-lot-of-people-have

grumpypedant:

I think a lot of people have trouble understanding transgender issues because they try to see themselves as trans, but come at it from the wrong direction. i.e. a cis woman tries to understand transness by going, “what if I felt like/wanted to be a man” when she should be…

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pinkmany:

my grandma just said to me, in a very concerned voice “please always look after your drink or else someone might throw a marijuana in it and bad things will happen” god bless her soul

Source: pinkmany